The entertainment gods have deemed high school hot. From American Pie to Election, from the latest angst-ridden escapades of Dawson, Pacey, and Joey to the new kids on “Popular”, high school life in all its locker-slammin’ cafeteria-smellin’ glory seems to be a genre onto itself. But now the teen beat has gone Off-Off Broadway avant-garde with Big Art Group’s production of The Balladeer, and high school never seemed so…surreal. Since the real thing, that is. Especially if you were as committed to getting “f*cked up” as The Balladeer‘s six freshmen attending their first high school dance purport to be.
The Balladeer is set during the school dance in the three orbs around which all high school life revolves: the gymnasium, the bathroom, and the parking lot, with transitions between the three indicated by the illumination of photo boxes stacked downstage left. Characters, sporting prom-wear askew, run out from behind the silver streamer backdrop, pose, and deliver short clips of dialogue (written by Jemma Nelson and the company) directly to the audience.
The story includes the highs/lows/unfathomable turns of fate typical of freshman existence. Chryssie, who like doesn’t even wear make-up, ends up making out with Eric, the kid with the deformed arm, in the parking lot. Aaron, who declares the new kid Kyle a total homo (check out his weird pants), ends up alone with him in his car, supposedly listening to his new CD. Janet ends up getting totally stoned with that bitch Denise. And best-best friends Chryssie and Janet, who started out connected at the butt, end up hating each other’s guts.
Interspersed with all this drama are sappy senior-band ballads, bad black-eyeliner poetry, and appearances from a random French ballerina, who talks of traveling the world over in search of 10,000 lifetimes worth of love and claims to have “fallen in love with dirty dishes–and the mouse that eats from them.” There are also two installments of a tiny puppet show, performed on a light box, in which a lovebug falls in love with a butterfly, much to the consternation of his friend the ladybug. (Plastic opera glasses were passed out before the show to better view the bugs.) Notice a theme?