Old Actor Fights

Elephant Performance Lab presents the comedy, Old Actor Fights.

The year is 2010. Brittany Spears is running for President. And the polls tell us she’s a lock.

I know. There’s not even a Presidential election in 2010. Go with us on this.

The year is still 2010. "Older" actors (anyone over 35) are having a hard time making a living at their chosen craft. The world is perceived as an adolescent playground — which only sounds cool if you’re an adolescent. Or are dating one.

Leave it to Mark Burnett (or was it Donald Trump?) to come up with the ultimate reality show for Show Biz: OLD ACTOR FIGHTS! A reality show in which real live actors over 35 have to wrestle, Sumo-like, dressed in Depends, for a set of sides (an audition scene for those civilians in the house) to see, NOT who gets the role, but who gets to audition for the role.

When three of these "old" actors meet up after not quite making it to the finals, they come up with a nefarious plot to exact revenge upon the industry that once fed them.

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