A media lecturer and his female protégé find some deteriorated Hitchcock footage in the basement of a Spanish villa. It would appear they had discovered some early rushes but what film were they for and who is the mysterious blonde? Hitchcock Blonde is not a play about Alfred Hitchcock, but he may make a cameo appearance. The Blonde removes most of her clothing. Of the less familiar characters, one is likely to amuse, the other behaves appallingly.