Puerto Rico’s Confessiones del Pene (Confessions of the Penis) is a comedy by Jose Montero, directed by Alina Marrero. It’s inevitable that if the vagina speaks the penis will eventually answer. Here Jorge Castro, Nestor Rudolfo and Luis Enrique Romero give voice to the myths, fantasies, and taboos associated with the most private of male parts. Sexual awakening, masturbation, the birth of children, and the donation of semen are only some of what’s covered in this humorous answer to The Vagina Monologues.