Aunt Missy has the perfect present for her neice’s wedding: a brand new tan Corolla. But given her Chronic Foot Condition, her nephew Loomer has to drive it down I-95 from Maine to Florida. And thus ensues this mad-cap road trip with serial killers, cults, emo poets, first-time homosexuals and noir private detectives. And crabs.
It’s going to be the trip of a lifetime, provided you make it out alive.