Men In Paintings: A Night At the Crisp Family Hall of Portraits

A show guaranteed to make you feel better about your own terrible family, Men In Paintings answers the age old question of what happens when an entire family dies in a hot air balloon crash leaving a bearded, agoraphobic slob and the family’s most noted dickhead to vie for the family fortune. Join the last Crisp on earth, David Crisp, as guided by long-suffering Crisp family caretaker George McCarthy, on a journey through his family’s hall of portraits. One of them will win the full Crisp estate, but really, they’ll both lose. David will meet an Italian cigarette fetishist, a business school obsessed octogenarian serial killer, an internet marketing jerk with film school aspirations, and the Fake Mustache King of the South.