Happy Valentines Day. It’s February in New York City: Flowers are flying off the shelves, couples are riding horseback in Central Park, and Craig is sitting in his apartment watching porn and trying to open a can of soup. And that’s all he really wants! A research intern at the American Museum of Natural History and closet virgin, Craig thinks he has it all figured out. That is, until the girl-next-door starts dating a bag boy with “hoof-like feet,” his mother decides he needs to give up shikzas to find a girl “within the tribe,” and his gay roommate devises the ultimate plan to deflower him: convince the rest of Manhattan he’s an adult film star named Manchester Shotgun.
Appropriate for Ages: 13+