When the love of Tim’s life leaves him on his 30th birthday due to his flagrant sexual indiscretions, his solution is an overdramatic suicide. It makes perfect sense for a man whose love life has played out against a Madonna soundtrack. Before he can off himself, Tim must deal with two ex-girlfriends and revisit his outrageous and heartbreaking past. The Chronological Secrets of Tim is a biting comedy – think Garden State as authored by a female Kevin Smith – that examines the existence of a reformed jerk and the women who love him no matter what.