If you combined the manic paranoia of Woody Allen (as a Catholic girl from Queens) with the observations of minutia of Jerry Seinfeld (after a fifth of Jack Daniels) and borrowed the long-form narrative style popularized by Spalding Gray, you might come up with something like the work of monologist Tara Clancy.
Recently plucked from the barstool next to you and transplanted to the Tank stage, Tara presents her newest piece, The Geriatric Set, a series of stories about her favorite demographic.